It has been suggested to me that I base my article on the man often referred to as the English Frank Sinatra …. Rick Astley.
I am sitting here now pondering the many approaches I could take when writing about such a man, maybe I could entitle my article ‘Red Haired Talentless Twat Monkey’ but that may be unfair to the many idiots that actually like him so I should really try and force myself to say something positive.
Long pause ….
His name is almost an anagram of Sticky Ear which, it could be argued, is what you get when you listen to his music as his voice shoots out cum pellets of soulful whiteness
In other words, a big pile of wank, so thankyou for the suggestion and please excuse me while I wipe it over my arse and dump it into the great big toilet of shit ideas
Monday, 1 February 2010
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