FIRST BLOG

Please, allow me to introduce myself, I am Mr Music Hater, I am the man who lives upstairs, banging his broom against the ceiling of your shit.

TURN THE FUCKING MUSIC DOWN

I’m serious.


Hello idiots,

If we are going to get along, there are two things you need to understand, accept, deal with and get over ….. YOU are an IDIOT. The second thing is that I hate music, in fact, the only things I hate more than music are the idiots that listen to it, i.e. YOU. I hate you like Morrissey hates you, which means you’ll love me, because …. You’re idiots. If anyone reading this has a problem with anything I’ve said so far, it’s simple … fuck off, live out your shit lives and then die, as for the rest of you, have you ever wasted twenty five minutes of your life sitting on the toilet trying to come up with an idea for an article to write for a music website? Well I have, I had a brilliant one too

‘Top Ten music related people I would most like to kill’

The fuckers rejected it, in fact, the person who e-mailed me back, well done you, you are now top of the list

So basically I am clueless as to what to write …. Does anyone have any ideas?